How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Australian Shepherd: I have a better idea… let’s herd all the lightbulbs into one place.

Basset Hound: You go ahead. I’ll just take a nap.

Beagle: Aaaroooooo-oooooo-oooooo!

Bernese Mountain Dog: Is it just me, or is it really warm in here? I’m going out to lie in the snow.

Dachsund: You’ve got to be kidding.

German Shepherd: I’m on it! Of course, I’ll need to replace the light fixture and the wiring to bring everything up to code.

Golden Retriever: Who needs a lightbulb? Let’s go outside and play fetch!

Irish Wolfhound: I think I can reach it.

Labrador Retriever (Lab): Oh, me, me! Let me change all the lightbulbs!

Old English Sheep Dog: Huh? Who turned out the lights?

Pointer: There it is! What are you waiting for? There it is! Change it!

Poodle: I don’t care who changes it, but we definitely need more light to admire me!

Rottweiler: Not my job.

West Highland White Terrier (Westie): I’ll just bark at it until it comes on.